Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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