last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
