Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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