my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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