She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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