Christians are straight up FREAKS
She's JV to your varsity
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You can't just leave with hair like that
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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