why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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