Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
