That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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