Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.