oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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