This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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