Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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