I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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