Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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