His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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