So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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