real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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