i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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