so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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