i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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