Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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