Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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