dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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