I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i think i just naturally attract stoners
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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