I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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