if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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