Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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