Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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