i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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