Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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