is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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