i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
do herpes really smell.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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