I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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