Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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