sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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