He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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