4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I don't think brook has ever known best
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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