i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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