He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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