Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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