my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
