erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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