I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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