Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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