What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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