told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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