I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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