I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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