with your own penis?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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