We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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