I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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