how hairy? two words: wookie tits
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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