i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i was born a porn star she said
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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